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[英语娱乐] women

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发表于 2009-4-21 11:30:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"  

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics  
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction  

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful  
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...
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发表于 2009-4-21 11:37:58 | 显示全部楼层
I've read it before. Quite funny.
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发表于 2009-4-21 12:33:42 | 显示全部楼层
If you **** her, you are an animal.
If you dont, you are worse than animals.
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发表于 2009-4-21 12:45:42 | 显示全部楼层
3# 羊一只


Could I view it as your EXPERIENCE?
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发表于 2009-4-21 13:01:21 | 显示全部楼层
4# helladise

No, that's just for fun.

I am pure and innocent.

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-4-21 13:01:43 | 显示全部楼层
3# 羊一只


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发表于 2009-4-21 13:03:31 | 显示全部楼层
4# helladise

No, that's just for fun.

I am pure and innocent.


羊一只 发表于 2009-4-21 13:01


You know, bad guys always say they're good and kind.
So.....
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