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发表于 2006-11-4 05:20:11 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

2)Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

3)Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
  
4)If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.

5) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

6) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.  

7) You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your
ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

8) Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money
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发表于 2006-11-4 23:20:46 | 显示全部楼层
The one who left the message must be clever and humous~
Perhaps it is the things he is really thinking about ,now~Who knows?
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发表于 2008-9-26 12:44:06 | 显示全部楼层
lol
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发表于 2008-10-8 22:37:03 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-6 10:37:08 | 显示全部楼层
It's so funny. Ha Ha Ha!
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