Wife & Husband的由來 -ii

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Wife & Husband的由來 -ii


A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life:
W : WONDERFUL
I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
E : EXTRAORDINARY

But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because
he might be:
H : HOPELESS
U : UNACCOUNTABLE
S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
D : DISCRIMINATIVE



What most husbands feel before and after marriage :
.......BEFORE MARRIAGE
W : Wonderful
I : Instrument
F : For
E : Entertainment

.......AFTER MARRIAGE
W : Worries (are)
I : Invited
F : For
E : Ever

Want to share some thoughts....

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

She's a lovely person.
She deserves a good husband.
Marry her before she finds one.

Marriage is like a cage;
one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
And those inside desperate to get out.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
..and that is a good thing for any man.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage is a three ring
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriage is like Chewing Gum:
When it is new it tastes very good.
With time it looses its taste.
At a stage you feel bored but cannot spit it out.
Finally the lollipop others are eating seems to be better.

helladise

原来这个还有续集啊～

jackfang

INTERESTING!