【灌水专区】SPEAKING ENGLISH CLUB

helladise

原帖由 艾可路地 于 2008-7-31 17:29 发表
We are talking about--------everything

yeah!

NAKAMURA~

I am on my summer vacation~so not everyday I get here~~

helladise

原帖由 NAKAMURA~ 于 2008-8-2 13:40 发表
I am on my summer vacation~so not everyday I get here~~

Ha!

minori1979jp

helladise, helladise, are you there?

icec_binbin

it’s lunch  time

helladise

原帖由 minori1979jp 于 2008-8-5 12:12 发表
helladise, helladise, are you there?

Yeah, I'm back.
What's up?

minori1979jp

原帖由 helladise 于 2008-8-5 12:28 发表

Yeah, I'm back.
What's up?

Nothing important.

I just want to know when will you post new ghost stories...

helladise

原帖由 minori1979jp 于 2008-8-5 12:34 发表


Nothing important.

I just want to know when will you post new ghost stories...

I've already updated the story on Aug. 2nd.

NAKAMURA~

too quiet that i can't weigh

choukayoyo

Not so many fun in here

helladise

原帖由 choukayoyo 于 2008-8-10 18:35 发表
Not so many fun in here

It seems that we need to create a joke post.

minori1979jp

原帖由 helladise 于 2008-8-11 09:35 发表

It seems that we need to create a joke post.

I agree. Here's one:

Well, well- It seems your weight is perfect. You just happen to be eleven feet too short.

helladise

And here are some old jokes. Maybe you've read them before.

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Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'



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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'

艾可路地

One day,President Bush went to visit his doctor and had a check-up. Because of the patient's complain of his symptom of frequent headache, the doctor examined the president's head very carefully. The former then declared that the latter was in extremely good condition and told him as follows:
Sir, everything in your body are completely normal. There's nothing right in your left hemisphere and there's nothing right in your left hemisphere.

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helladise

原帖由 艾可路地 于 2008-8-13 17:54 发表
There's nothing right in your left hemisphere and there's nothing right in your left hemisphere.

why say twice?